Your kitchen is actually a GNC franchise, though all you really need are your Power Bars and Red Bulls. Your master bedroom has a bedside table with a pad for writing down late-night inspirations. Your study has current issues of Sports News & Sports Illustrated, marked with a highlighter for better preparing your fantasy sports league. One of your garages houses your Hummer, and others contain your H2, and H3... with room for an H4, if they ever invent one.
Your home also includes a gallery of your favorite works -- the originals, of course. Your guests enjoy your home theater with 37 different sports channels. Outside is the moat that protects your home from goblin invaders and extended family.